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Fifteen questions to argue over

Print them at home, five sheets, three to an A4 sheet.

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  1. open every present at midnight and have none left in the morning …or… open one a day and still have three left at New Year
  2. unwrap something brilliant that needs batteries nobody has …or… unwrap something dull you can start using straight away
  3. wake up to snow so deep the front door will not open …or… wake up to one perfect snowman you did not build
  4. build a snowman that melts by lunchtime but waves at you first …or… build one that lasts till March and never moves
  5. eat Christmas dinner backwards, pudding first …or… eat it all at once, mashed into one bowl
  6. have roast potatoes that never run out …or… have gravy that never goes cold
  7. have a tree that decorates itself badly …or… decorate it yourself and have one bauble always fall off
  8. have fairy lights that never tangle …or… have fairy lights that tangle but never stop working
  9. have a reindeer only you can see …or… have one everybody else can see except you
  10. sing every carol perfectly but only when nobody is listening …or… sing them badly in front of everybody and make them laugh
  11. have Christmas Eve last three days …or… have Christmas Day last three days
  12. have hands that are always warm and feet that are always freezing …or… the other way round
  13. put the star on the tree every year …or… be the one who switches the lights on for the first time
  14. have a stocking that refills once …or… have one twice the size that only fills once
  15. be the one who packs the decorations away …or… be the one who has to find them all again next year

Or take one sheet at a time

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Written for this page, not taken from a book

These fifteen appear in none of the books. They were written to be given away, which is the whole of it — and every one has two answers somebody could defend, because a question with an obvious answer is a dead question.

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Every would-you-rather game book asks 300 impossible questions, three to a page, and draws both sides of each one — built to be played out loud, not read.

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