Free — Milo & Moon
Fifteen questions to argue over
Print them at home, five sheets, three to an A4 sheet.
- open every present at midnight and have none left in the morning …or… open one a day and still have three left at New Year
- unwrap something brilliant that needs batteries nobody has …or… unwrap something dull you can start using straight away
- wake up to snow so deep the front door will not open …or… wake up to one perfect snowman you did not build
- build a snowman that melts by lunchtime but waves at you first …or… build one that lasts till March and never moves
- eat Christmas dinner backwards, pudding first …or… eat it all at once, mashed into one bowl
- have roast potatoes that never run out …or… have gravy that never goes cold
- have a tree that decorates itself badly …or… decorate it yourself and have one bauble always fall off
- have fairy lights that never tangle …or… have fairy lights that tangle but never stop working
- have a reindeer only you can see …or… have one everybody else can see except you
- sing every carol perfectly but only when nobody is listening …or… sing them badly in front of everybody and make them laugh
- have Christmas Eve last three days …or… have Christmas Day last three days
- have hands that are always warm and feet that are always freezing …or… the other way round
- put the star on the tree every year …or… be the one who switches the lights on for the first time
- have a stocking that refills once …or… have one twice the size that only fills once
- be the one who packs the decorations away …or… be the one who has to find them all again next year
Or take one sheet at a time
Written for this page, not taken from a book
These fifteen appear in none of the books. They were written to be given away, which is the whole of it — and every one has two answers somebody could defend, because a question with an obvious answer is a dead question.
If they like these, there are whole books of them
Every would-you-rather game book asks 300 impossible questions, three to a page, and draws both sides of each one — built to be played out loud, not read.



