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Fifteen questions to argue over

Print them at home, five sheets, three to an A4 sheet.

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  1. have a bed that is always slightly too short …or… have a chair that is always slightly too tall
  2. be able to talk to one animal badly …or… understand all of them but never reply
  3. have pockets that always hold one useful thing …or… have a bag that weighs nothing however full
  4. eat your favourite meal every day for a year …or… never eat it again and always be slightly curious
  5. be able to pause a day for ten minutes …or… be able to repeat a good minute twice
  6. have shoes that never wear out but never fit properly …or… have shoes that fit perfectly and last a month
  7. always know what time it is without looking …or… always know where you left things
  8. be brilliant at a sport nobody plays …or… be average at the one everybody plays
  9. have a door in your room that opens somewhere new each week …or… have a window that shows anywhere you choose
  10. be able to draw anything you can see …or… be able to describe anything so well people see it
  11. grow one inch taller every birthday for ever …or… stay exactly as you are and never ache
  12. have homework that marks itself wrongly in your favour …or… have none at all and never know how you did
  13. be able to hold your breath for an hour …or… be able to sleep for ten minutes and feel like eight hours
  14. have a pet that is far too big for the house …or… have one so small you keep nearly losing it
  15. be the person who always knows the way …or… be the person everybody wants along anyway

Or take one sheet at a time

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Written for this page, not taken from a book

These fifteen appear in none of the books. They were written to be given away, which is the whole of it — and every one has two answers somebody could defend, because a question with an obvious answer is a dead question.

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